Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tongo Titty and the Trifuckta

Kickoff to Cheek-Peach-Sheena weekend was Mai-Tai night at Trader Vic's @ the Hilton in Atlanta. $4.50 for the world's 2nd best ever Mai-Tai. Uber dark rum makes the diff...

The band rocks...more on that later.
Prawn stirfry pour Sheena

Bananas Foster for dessert. Things on fire just taste better. Go figger.

Tongo Titty.


"During"

Exhibit A.
Shared the seared tuna appetizer.
Peach had the curry with random shit to throw into it.


So. Sheena's fans ask. What the hell do you chicks talk about, anyways. Well, Gentle Readers, this night the topic was "The Trifuckta". A Cheekism that just kinda stuck. The Trifuckta is quite simply the ability to find true and real fuckability. The holy trinity of connection for a chick.

We present:

1. The Mind Fuck - a girl needs a guy who can challenge her intellectually. Who can banter and buzz, who uses words artfully and sexily, who not only pushes the envelope but licks it too...

2. The Body Fuck - Unafraid, unintimidated, unrelenting. Someone who recognizes that skin is the largest sexual organ and can explore and demand in ways that sometimes surprises.

3. The Heart Fuck - someone who burrows under the skin and offers trust, respect and companionship. Who can tolerate a bad day and celebrate the good ones. A guy who will at least pretend he'll always take care of you even if you know you'll never need it. Who'll slip a can of tuna in your purse when your head is turned.

This is the Trifuckta. Does it exist? Have we ever had it? Do we know people who have it today? And then we turn wistful yet hopeful, and order another mai tai, and toast our friendship and acknowledge that sometimes 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

7 Comments:

At 1:37 AM, Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

2 out of 3 is nice, but the intellectual Mind Fuck part is pretty vital to me personally.... I can't survive without it!

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Fenderbender said...

i'd never really thought of my best relationships with a term like "Trifuckta" (excellent!) but that's pretty much how they've been. Although i'd add these two elements though they could be included in one or other of the categories; playful and with a sense of wonderment. When and if I lose those i'm for packing it in.

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Romantic Heretic said...

It's what I try for. And celebrate when it happens.

For now I just write about it. ;)

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger CheekierMeSly said...

You rendered the trifuckta perfectly, Sheena. The mind fuck starts it for me, e'ytime, be it friend, foe, or lover. The body fuck is of course reserved for lovers, and usually follows the mind fuck. And the heart fuck has to occur for any relationship to become sustaining. With my closest peeps, the mind fuck and the heart fuck make them my fucktacular peeps! In the non-body fuck sense.

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger Crazylegs said...

I think, with enough Mai-Tai's, all is possible and some steps can be skipped. This is what Traveling Men dream about - so I'm told.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger CheekierMeSly said...

Indeed, crazylegs. Hence the "usually". No that there's anything wrong with that!

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger CheekierMeSly said...

3. The Heart Fuck - someone who burrows under the skin and offers trust, respect and companionship. Who can tolerate a bad day and celebrate the good ones. A guy who will at least pretend he'll always take care of you even if you know you'll never need it. Who'll slip a can of tuna in your purse when your head is turned.

Update to the Cheek trifuckta theory: it takes about 3 months to know the potential for each of the three. I can report that, in three case studies over the past 12 months, three months was the magic number for sussing out trifuckta potential. I'm still on the search - the latest candidate lacked the heart fuck. Back into the fray.

 

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