Ozone Alert in Boston

Todd? Hello? Come on back, guy! Eaten there lately?

Had the Lobster BLT at Ozone Boston Logan this week. Adequate. If it would have been half the price. Mebbe. $16 for some pretty medicore (though crispy enough) fries, 1/2 cup of lobster salad, couple slices of bacon and clearly lethargic and depressed lettuce and tomato token gesture. On "Texas Toast".

But the real entertainment was the staff. 50% Bawston attitude filled whipper snappers in their day mixed in with what Sheena believed to be honestly illiterate wait staff. Almost every single order was mixed up, delivered cold after a 10 minute search for the right seat - that's right.. not table, but bar seat number. Sheena's emotions ranged from amused to ewww ick, like she's not really getting this at all, eh?

The big burly North Carolinian beside me overheard the Spanish half of the staff yelling at each other, turned to me and said "I feel like I'm south of the border here..."

Sheena looked at him, blinked with her baby blues and said "I *am* south of the border here..."