Pissy Mood Ce Soir
Came home after 3 days in Ottawa to an open fridge door. Mercifully Sheena was already down to bare essentials, so the most costly item to be chucked out was an unopened tube of herbed goat cheese and an opened package of real Mennonite farmer pepperoni sticks.
Thank god the Vodka was in the freezer, else I'd be inconsolable.
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Na Zdorovlia !
Bear essentials attract bears .
Even in Waterloo .
Most city bears have enuf manners
to close the fridge door .
Sorry about the rack of lamb ,
and goat's head soup ...
Oh, really loved the Armadillo Cream Pie...
Woulda shut the fridge door, but was drivin' the getaway car (SUV, sorry).
At least it was a Ford.
With the amount of half opened packages and leftovers that are constantly bursting out of my fridge, a three-day open door mistake would require a HazMat team.
Bummer, Sheena.
Done that once or twice myself in my life. Luckily, being a bachelor, there usually isn't a lot of loss. ;)
I hope you had some Ben and Jerry's in there too. The freezer, that is.
Purging is good for the soul; also, for the stank ripe fridge. What new goods grace it?
Nothing... cheek.
Just home for 1 evening, total of 12 hours. Back home Wednesday then hopefully time to stock up for minor shindig on the weekend.
Suggest the bare essentials .
Sheena, check your e-mail.
I find Avis upgrades dubious at the best of times.
Like the "heres a Mercedes Mr. M", on a day when their expecting 20 cm of snow, or "here is a F150" when I'm driving inside the city on a warm sunny day.
Always with the "well, we've upgraded you because we haven't got the G6 available".
Who ever engineered the new Toyota Corolla's must have been born in a bubble. Stupid car.
Just give me a full-size, my Aeroplan points, and get the f--k out of the way.
Just downgraded with Avis from a midsize to a compact as the smaller option was the better ride. Heated leather seats - yes, even in Florida, for my achin' back - aux jack for my tunage, sun roof. Oh yeah - and better gas mileage. Saved $35.
Wicked Bond Girl names (contn'd) :
Sheena Supernova .
Sheenyl Glaze .
As in : 'A Sheenyl Glaze poured over me ,
igniting my body , spirit and soul .'
Oh , alright ...
Pissy Mood .
For your off days ...
The Original , and still the Best .
Sheena Slurpsit .
h/t to Raymi Lovesit ,
for starting the thread ...
Sheena .
Life's what you make it .
'In order to get thru this world, with any self-respect whatsoever, you require two thangs; you need an inquisitive mind, and a fearless heart.'
--- Steve Earle
'Copperhead Road' Deluxe Edition CD box set.
Live from Raleigh, North Carolina, November 18, 1987.
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