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In police news today, Cop Not Guilty of Sexual Assault

HAMILTON – A Niagara Regional Police traffic cop, who engaged in a sexual act in the front seat of his cruiser with a woman he pulled during a routine traffic stop, has been found not guilty of sexual assault, but guilty on the second charge of breach of trust while on duty.

Const. Michael Moore, 39, who has worked for the NRP for more than 11 years, will return to the Superior Court of Justice in Hamilton on July 27, for sentencing.

Judge Thomas Lofchik said he was not convinced that the officer forced the complainant to perform oral sex on him or that he concocted a plan for sex.

“As the matters unfolded, there was a greater degree of spontaneity,” said Lofchik.

Now, I dunno about you guys, but this sort of on-duty behaviour amongst Ontario's finest is quite disturbing. One of Sheena's innerdnets compadres commented quite rightly...

"what a maroon, doesn't want his wife findin out he's pickin up hummers instead of donuts but he sends emails braggin about it to all his buddies"...

While Sheena concurs explicitly with the maroon observation, she cannot help but be made uncomfortable by the donuts comment. I confess I've always found the Boston Creme to be profoundly disturbing.