Patent Pending
Sitting with cocktail in hand at the Melody Bar at the Gladstone Hotel and Sheena turns to up and coming urban artist/social critic Jeks and says "you know what"?
Jeks: What
Sheena: I have figured out what the world's most odourless substance is.
Jeks: What
Sheena: Snot
Jeks: Why
Sheena: Because it has zero smell. If snot had a smell you'd smell it all day long and it would drive you crazy.
Jeks: You're right.
Sheena: I know.
Jeks: You know, that would make a cost-effective and environmentally friendly deoderant. From this day forward, I'm just going to pick my nose and wipe it under my arms.
Sheena: Good thinking.
posted by Sheena @ 8:56 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
actually... gross! It does have a smell but you can't notice it when it's still in your nose but let's say you blow your nose and then smell it, it has a smell. Gross.. Just sayin'....
I think that's just the Kleenex smell, spy.
You ladies are making me soooo hot. Are there websites for this sort of thing? There ought to be.
I'm sending you my two youngest kids and a box of kleenex so that you can further your research.
Water has no taste because it's always in your mouth. Among other things I'm sure.
Oh no! I just realized why my farts don't stink.
ha ha snot funny. Just kiddin can I use that one?
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