Monday, October 23, 2006

My Give a Damn is Busted

l really wanna care
l wanna feel somethin
lemme dig a little deeper
nope, sorry, nuthin

you can say you got issues
you can say you're a victim
it's all your parents fault
after all you didn't pick em
well maybe oprah's got time to listen
my give a damn's busted


Free Shiner Bock and Patron Margaritas. Geeks wearing cowboy hats. Mechanical bull. Real Texas Longhorn bulls in the attached rodeo ring. Pool Tables, a home fry/Tater Tot self-serve buffet and... camembert?

It's Corporate Function Night at Cowboy's Dance Hall. 70,000 square feet of pure unadulterated fun. If the endless repetition of perky yelps instructing the left-footed and non-jiggy how to line dance falls into that category.

And why do places still insist on this black light bullshit in dark corners. Looking at some hot guy and all you see is five years of embedded cat hair in his Ralph Lauren linen sport coat. And Sheena looks like a fucking dalmation with her fringy jacket over a black tank top. Pilling sucks.

3 Comments:

At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sheena - i can't believe you went out dressed like that. cripes - pilling? you may as well have worn stretch polyester pants and sensible shoes. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

GRRR.
But I only knew I had pilling at all because of the goddamn fucking black light.

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

where are you?

Shiner Bock is my beer of choice in the Lone Star state.

I've done Amarillo, D-FW, San Antone ---
where's you at?

 

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