Monday, October 09, 2006

Sheena's Travel Tips - #4

When planning a morning flight, take great heed to also appropriately plan one's activities the evening beforehand.

Consider avoiding transportation carriers specializing in low cost leisure travel particularly to destinations favoured by families with small children.

Listening to the slapstick morning-inappropriate humour of the pimply faced cheerleaders on Westjet whereby they encourage the entire self-loading-freight community to shout at the top of their lungs "ORLANDO" so that the pilot doesn't accidentally set a flight path to Saskatoon is not how Sheena likes to endure the after-effects of the previous evening's Latin dance party.

12 Comments:

At 1:42 PM, Blogger Jacques Beau Vert said...

Man, that sounds kind of fun... but then, I is a morning person. Have a great time away, and many many many thanks for the Peller rundown. I'll look into someone else and bug you for your ethical views on them.

You is the rockingest.

Oh - I take it this was a flight to Orlando Bloom's house? It sounds great.

 
At 9:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to how the other half lives Sheena.

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

The other half of what?

 
At 12:50 AM, Blogger scout said...

is that what west jet does? i remember taking southwest to new mexico, or was it texas, about 15 years ago and that was their gig. do they sardine tin ya too? i will never ever take a sardine tin charter EVER again in my life. and if i had the budks i'd fly first class, but i don't, so i take a pill specially ordered from the doc to knock me out during flight. it ain't the fear of flying, it's the fear of screaming kids, poopy diapers, barfing people, you know what i mean. ugh!

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can put up with anything if the flight is cheap enough. i don't care. i don't consider the flight as part of the trip. just a necessary evil. i assume this was business travel, though, and that's why you're.... whining?

 
At 10:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could always be worse. You could be in Winnipeg right now where it's snowing.

:(
Pat

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Mark Turuk said...

discount air travel sounds about right, right now. ;-)

Ciao, mon ami.

Imp;)

 
At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no, no! It's WINE, not whine you moron.

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Ah, my dear Imp.
How about Sheena buys you a little drinkie-poo or ten very soon in exchange for some helpful hints on where to find flattering yet practical blood-resistant hip-waders...

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

sheena, try MTL-Thunder Bay on said carrier.

while it is nice to be in a big plane crossing Lake Superior.... cauchemard.

 
At 12:54 AM, Blogger Havril said...

Why fly when you can Greyhound? Now that's travelin' in style.

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

That's a grapefruit juice and vodka on ice, right Havril?

 

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