Method and apparatus for forming a fluid projection screen

US Patent #5,368,228 for the above mentioned engineering marvel was in its full glory this week as Sheena gave up and allowed her sorry ass to be dragged to a theme park.

Laughed and screamed on the Rock 'n Roll Rollercoaster (thank you Aerosmith for your surely handsomely rewarded official brand endorsement). Accidentally grabbed the arm of the guy beside me on the Tower of Terror during a particularly thrilling free-fall. (Now, am I cured of that recurring dream of the out-of-control elevator as my companions assured me I would?)

Ended the evening at the special effects show Fantasmic. Now this caught Sheena's attention. The entire spectacle wove together themes and characters from popular movies built into the Fantasia Mickey Sorcerer Theme. The heretoforementioned patent is in fact the smooth wall of water onto which the animation is projected. Very neat. Though somewhat disrespectful of the $40 blow-dry.

But then the creepy stuff started. Flame throwing dragons, images of Satan collecting skeletal souls. Very apocalyptic. At the end I turned and said "Who the Hell would take their kids to see that sort of thing?" Obviously almost every other adult sitting in our section. Walked out feeling very weird. This wasn't funny or entertaining. This was a horrific cartoonized version of Armageddeon. Maybe nobody else reads Revelations anymore. But I hope if it happens in our lifetime, these people won't be expecting Mickey to banish the Anti-Christ.