Stupid Bar Tricks - Part 2

#3. The Tequila Eyeball. Must be seen to be appreciated. No pictures so that Sheena's younger readers are not tempted to try this at home.

Pour a shot of tequila. Clench it with eye socket and whip your head back. Let the tequila slowly roll down the cheek and consume with awaiting open mouth. Visine chaser recommended.


#4. Vodka Nose Candy. Pour a shot of vodka into a short rocks glass. Two short straws. (A multi-player game if desired). On the count of 3, shove straw up nose and inhale, sending the triple distilled 80 proof into sinus passages, swallow as one would a big giant loogie.

Note that Sheena herself did not have the gonads to try any of these bar tricks, but sincerely appreciates the efforts of those who did.