Friday, March 23, 2007

All Thoughts With Tony Snow At This Difficult Time

Presidential Spokesperson Tony Snow taking medical leave

Presidential spokesman Tony Snow is undergoing surgery Monday to remove a growth in his lower abdomen, a procedure he said was being done "out of an aggressive sense of caution" because he had colon cancer two years ago.

Unnamed medical sources suspect that in fact cancer has not returned but that Snow has developed an advanced case of CRI (CranialRectalInversion) , thereby demanding the attention of both proctologist AND neurologist. Thankfully, he is fully covered under the White House medical insurance program, unlike most of the Americans who will have to suck out and clean his inevitable colostomy bag in weeks to come.


At 12:05 PM, Blogger jj said...

I guess he didn't need an MRI to detect his CRI, when the tumour was that giant air-filled cyst located atop his neck. Let's hope he's got the best medical professionals on the job, the surgery will be challenging.

At 5:27 PM, Blogger tkkerouac said...

I don't know what to say!

At 7:35 AM, Blogger rgraham666 said...

Why did they bother?

RCI is only fatal to people other than the person with the affliction. And nobody in the current administration gives a crap about anybody but themselves.


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