All Thoughts With Tony Snow At This Difficult Time

Presidential Spokesperson Tony Snow taking medical leave

Presidential spokesman Tony Snow is undergoing surgery Monday to remove a growth in his lower abdomen, a procedure he said was being done "out of an aggressive sense of caution" because he had colon cancer two years ago.

Unnamed medical sources suspect that in fact cancer has not returned but that Snow has developed an advanced case of CRI (CranialRectalInversion) , thereby demanding the attention of both proctologist AND neurologist. Thankfully, he is fully covered under the White House medical insurance program, unlike most of the Americans who will have to suck out and clean his inevitable colostomy bag in weeks to come.