Thursday, July 20, 2006


The autopsy of disgraced Enron executive Ken Lay finally released.

Surely somewhere in heaven, Elvis is smiling.

She found that Lay had fallen off a commode and was lying unresponsive on the floor. He had vomited and had brief seizures. She called 911, and Lay was taken by ambulance to the Aspen Valley Hospital. He was pronounced dead there at 3:11 a.m.
Though we can surely chalk THIS up to "Too Much Information":
manner before passing through the intact diaphragm and connecting with the stomach. The stomach contains approximately 500 milliliters of turbid, light brown liquid with fragments of tomatoes, sliced meat (bacon) and pasty yellow-white material consistent with cheese. In addition to the food, there are 3 partially dissolved capsule halves and one intact partially dissolved pink capsule.


At 12:32 PM, Blogger Leatherhands said...

I always suspected that Pepto Bismol would do fuck-all to stop a heart attack.

At 11:23 PM, Blogger Chuckercanuck said...

oh no, I say more. We get to play reality CSI. I'm the silver-haired dude whose always got something snappy and ironic to say. I read that and I say, "hm. I wonder what those pills were about."


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