Friday, March 14, 2008

Weiner Art and The Fighting Lederhosens




So maybe Sheena forgot to mention it, but she was in Germany most of the week before this one. German food constipates me, but the fried potatoes are so delish that I have a hard time resisting when out and about.





After 24 hours in Boston, Sheena Lufthansaed it to Frankfurt and then later Munich, landing at 9am and proceeding directly into meetings after just enough time to shower and not throw up due to no sleep and jetlag.


Vegetarians should probably not visit Bavaria or prepare to just roll over and die. The liver balls were lovely.

"Hey look over there"
"What"
"Bar fight"
"Holy shit"
"Love to get a picture of that but I'd probably get beaten to a pulp"
"Yep"
The table of 300 pound Lederhosen guys got dissed by some skinny asshole not wearing Lederhosen and after face to face spittle exchange worser than a basement dwelling political bloggers flamewar, the little guy got bouncered out, but not before turning back and saying something rude and clearly yo 'mama tinged at Lederhosen guy.
The frosted window of the Brauhause prevented us from gawking directly, but somebody did a face plant into the bike rack out front and it wasn't Lede Boy...


Fly Herpa Air...



Sausage Fest beyond Sheena's wildest dreams...






Time to go home! Bye!


NOT.
Then the fun began. Connection from MUC to JFK hosed due to bad snowstorm in Toronto last weekend. I hopped the flight and after 4 glasses of free Champagne in the Lufthansa VIP lounge before 9am kinda just winged it as to whether I'd get back to Canada anytime in particular...

7 Comments:

At 12:36 AM, Anonymous Hoser (M/T) said...

'Stop me , before I fuck again .'

--- George Carlin


What the fuck was in those Lederhosen, a bagel or something?

At least he was wearing a Kenora 'dress shirt'...

Fuckin' German Hosers...

Prost !


Midnight Tory

 
At 12:50 AM, Anonymous M/T said...

And in case you were wonderin', Kenora is a town in NW Ontario, whose style influences attire, from Ontario, west to the BC border...

Actually, in the other direction as well...to the Maritimes, and the Rock.

Now, BC is much too hip for this shit...

They wear their Lederhosen, on the inside...

 
At 3:03 AM, Anonymous Midnight Hoser said...

'Get it out , yeah , get it all out,

Baby , stretch that thing ...'


--- The Tragically Hip

from the song :'Blow at High Dough'

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

M/T: As a Winnipegger by birth, upbringing and perogy preferences, I am well aware of Kenora. In fact, as soon as I get off my ass and get a scanner for my old pictures, you will hear the story of "Hair Cut Island".

 
At 4:03 PM, Anonymous M/T said...

Cool Sheena. Actually, the location description, was for the benefit of your international readers...

 
At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Baron von Buttfachtlich said...

Prost !

 
At 10:36 PM, Anonymous The Baron said...

Und das ist nicht ein bagel.

Das ist ein 8"x6"x2"dick(thick)

Polishte(polished)Shtainless Shteel

Kampfenbrezel

(Fighting-prezel)

Prost !

 

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