Saturday, March 08, 2008

Week in Munich Recap

  • Lose digital camera upload gizmo and burst like a girl full of lite beer at her cousin's wedding with backlogged blogposts.
  • Eat way too much meat and potato and feel bloated 24/7.
  • Annoy her male compadres with sausage jokes at dinner.
  • Die for a non-flash camera when 2 fat liederhosen guys duke it out at the bar and one goes face plant into the bike rack
  • Realize there is no fucking way in hell Sheena is getting home due to cocksucking snow storms in GTA and book a night in NYC en route just to spite Mother Nature
  • Fall in love with the free Bouvet Brut in the Lufthansa Lounge at 8:30am on a Saturday morning
  • Vow to one day learn just enough German to use the S-Bahn automated ticket dispenser without having small children point and laugh
  • Wonder why we don't have mini-serving personal sized liverwursts for home use in Canada.


At 7:32 PM, Anonymous Leader Hoser said...


And I just stayed pissed all week-end
(since real girlfriend out of town, and imaginary girlfriend getting boring).


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