Sheena's Earthquake Detecting Tree
So after days of angst and tantrum and denial, Sheena reached out with her parasitic good looks and scammed a ride out to the tree farm. If ONE MORE person told her that ooh ahh you really have to go to Benjamin's Tree Farm la-di-fucking-da to get a goddamn tree for Christmas she was just about ready to hurl.
$40 bucks for a decent one, $26 for a shitty one. More expensive but that was as far as I was going.
Two years running tree day was a torrential rain day. Used the same umbrella both times. Go figger.
posted by Sheena @ 5:02 PM
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10 Comments:
Grr. Jesus was black, Sheena!
Comments from the peanut gallery Chez Sheena tonight was "Jesus is slipping, you should nail him to the tree to make sure he doesn't fall" and I said "Hey, fuck off. This isn't the Easter tree, bucko".
Merry... er, fucking Christmas, Sheena.
;-)
A leopard spotted Christmas tree ornament. How apropos!
And why does the look on Jesus face make me think he's getting a blow job.
Oh, right. I'm a smut writer. Everything makes me think about sex.
Well, maybe not the Shrub, or our Dear Leader.
Glad you found a tree, Sheena. It looks like a great one too.
They had them at the Superstore yesterday for $15, but yours looks nicer.
Merry Christmas!
Yay Sheena!
Where's the mardi-gras beads?
They're there! have to look harder. Or maybe flash your tits at my tree and they'll come flying out at you.
Jesus is throwin' from the top balcony, man..
...and nodding in delight from the looks of it.
I like the bobble-headed Jebis.
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