Sunday, December 23, 2007

Sheena's Earthquake Detecting Tree

So after days of angst and tantrum and denial, Sheena reached out with her parasitic good looks and scammed a ride out to the tree farm. If ONE MORE person told her that ooh ahh you really have to go to Benjamin's Tree Farm la-di-fucking-da to get a goddamn tree for Christmas she was just about ready to hurl.

$40 bucks for a decent one, $26 for a shitty one. More expensive but that was as far as I was going.

Two years running tree day was a torrential rain day. Used the same umbrella both times. Go figger.


At 5:43 PM, Anonymous sooey said...

Grr. Jesus was black, Sheena!

At 5:47 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Comments from the peanut gallery Chez Sheena tonight was "Jesus is slipping, you should nail him to the tree to make sure he doesn't fall" and I said "Hey, fuck off. This isn't the Easter tree, bucko".

At 9:12 PM, Blogger Whitenoise said...

Merry... er, fucking Christmas, Sheena.

At 9:51 PM, Blogger rgraham666 said...

A leopard spotted Christmas tree ornament. How apropos!

And why does the look on Jesus face make me think he's getting a blow job.

Oh, right. I'm a smut writer. Everything makes me think about sex.

Well, maybe not the Shrub, or our Dear Leader.

At 9:11 AM, Blogger Joanne (True Blue) said...

Glad you found a tree, Sheena. It looks like a great one too.

They had them at the Superstore yesterday for $15, but yours looks nicer.

Merry Christmas!

At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay Sheena!

Where's the mardi-gras beads?

At 10:00 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

They're there! have to look harder. Or maybe flash your tits at my tree and they'll come flying out at you.

At 10:01 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

Jesus is throwin' from the top balcony, man..

At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and nodding in delight from the looks of it.

At 9:06 PM, Anonymous victor immature said...

I like the bobble-headed Jebis.


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