Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Beauty and Majesty of Human Innovation and Brilliance

Ok, Ok... so Sheena is spoiling the surprise for the select few of you that are getting these as stocking stuffers this year, but I must share with you here today and now what I believe to be the culmination of millenia of human ingenuity and affirm my belief in the forward movement of civilization.


Sprayology Party Relief ingredients include; carbo animalis (activated charcoal) for headache; teraxacum officinale (dandelion plant) for upset stomach and nausea.Carduus marianus (st.mary's thistle) for abuse of alcoholic beverages, especially beer and also helps to protect the liver. Capsicum annum (red or chilly pepper) for the sluggish and feeble digestion. Avena Sativa (oats) for the sluggish and sexual incapacity from excessive alcohol intake.

Drink responsibly - this product does not prevent alcohol intoxication.

Adults of drinking age; take two sprays prior to drinking alcohol beverages, after each hour of drinking and when alcohol consumption has ended.

Sprayology homeopathic sprays are FDA regulated and are made in an FDA approved laboratory



At 2:00 PM, Anonymous spy said...

so sniff it? did you try?

At 4:07 PM, Blogger rgraham666 said...

They spelt 'chili' wrong. ;)

I could have used some of that last night. Paying for my birthday libations today. Groan.

At 5:07 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

No spy, you spray it in your mouth.

At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I hope I find that in my stocking!


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