Monday, May 28, 2007

In the SheenaVision "Dreams DO Come True" Department

Police in Guelph, Ontario report that they

...are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. The various incidents allegedly occurred over the last two months. The suspect is described as white, in his early twenties, with a brown goatee and a large gap between his front teeth.

None of the women reported injuries.

However two reported minor damage to their newly dried seasonal French pedicure and are seeking redress.

9 Comments:

At 9:21 PM, Blogger whitenoise said...

This is curious on two counts. First, that any man would want to be punished this way....Capital F twisted.

Next, I wonder that any female would relish the opportunity. Not passing judgement, just trying to wrap my head around it...

As a mental exercise, how would everyone feel if the gender roles were reversed?

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Geez, Whitenoise. Don't you watch America's Funniest Home Videos? The nut-kick is guaranteed at least 3rd place every week.

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

I shall defer to the wisdom of cher Sooey on the social value of the c**t kick.

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous spy said...

I have seen several kicks to men's areas in karate class. Usually they'd be writhing on the floor for several minutes and have a hard time getting back up. I can't see how anybody would enjoy this.

 
At 8:06 AM, Blogger CheekierMeSly said...

People enjoy some strange sh*t. Speaking of such ... someone I know claims the ultimate insult (vs. injury)would be to take a dump on the hood of someone's car. I've never gone there, but that certainly would rate high on my disgust-o-meter.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Leatherhands said...

As a receiver of many ball smashes/grinding squishes at the hands/knees/elbows of my young children, I can assure you it is absolutely no fun. On some level, it's almost like an acid trip...a bad one, mind you..but that may be the attraction.

Re: America's Funniest Home Videos:
"old people wiping out" always wins hands down in my house.

 
At 3:31 AM, Anonymous scout said...

gap between front teeth.....hmm, alfred e. newman with a goatee?

hey, famous stupid people is on!

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Kierkegaard said...

Sounds like the guy was retarded. Does it say anywhere how many eyebrows the guy had?

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous sooey said...

Why isn't whitenoise passing judgement? This is the fucking internet!

And mental exercises should involve tongues and staplers.

Gawd.

A kick in the cunt is like dancing naked with your grandmother - you do not actually do it - you just TALK about doing it.

 

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