Why Americans Think Canadians Are Idiots
2 AM on Tuesday Night: She says I'm going in the Ocean Tomorrow. You guys think I won't do it, but I will. They say: But it's like, 55 degree water, you'll freeze. I don't care, I'm Canadian, I can take it. OK fine. Noon, Wednesday, at the Beach in front of Taco Bell.Noon on Wednesday: OK, so where's all the others. They're not coming. Apparently he does not feel obligated to follow through with any promise made after more than 3 beers.
Sheena the wise observer from afar: The sign of a TRUE man IS following through with stupid promises made after more than 3 beers. Hang on, let me put in new camera batteries.
M0nd0-uber shrinkage shot:
posted by Sheena @ 10:59 AM
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i used to think i had to prove my canadian-ness by going in the water no matter the temperature. but now i don't even go in here amongst my own kind if it's too cold.
You are wiser than most, sooey.
Where are you in this photo Sheena. One day, It would be nice if you show your face.
Maybe I'll show you how I make pressed ham one day, TK.
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ok, i'm done ranting and raving
feel free to delete.
haha
What did I miss Jacobin?
The Canadian Temperature Conversion Guide:
+15 C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Manitobans plant gardens.
+10 C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably. Winnipeggers sunbathe.
+5 C = Italian cars won't start. Winnipeggers drive with the windows down.
Zero C = Distilled water freezes. Winnipeg's water gets thicker.
-5 C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves, wool hats. Manitobans throw on a
T-shirt.
-15 C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Manitobans go swimming.
-20 C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Manitobans have the last
cookout before it gets cold.
-25 C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Manitobans lick flagpoles.
-30 C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico. Manitobans throw on a light jacket.
-40 C = Hamilton disintegrates. Manitobans rent some videos.
-50 C = Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Winnipeg Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
door to door.
-60 C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Manitoban Boy Scouts
postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-80 C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Winnipeggers pull down their
earflaps.
-100 C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Manitobans get frustrated because they can't
thaw the keg.
-200 C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Manitoba cows complain
of farmers with cold hands.
-300 C = ALL atomic motion stops. Manitobans start saying "cold 'nuff for
ya?"
-400 C = Hell freezes over. The Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the Grey Cup.
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