But I'm Canadian, So Everything's OK
Bought these glasses for $14.99 US at the John Wayne International Airport. Finally opened them up and read the warning label:
WARNING: This material used as colored decorations on the exterior of this product contain lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.
This warning applies to the State of California only
20 Comments:
oh ya, right.....known in the state of california....how about the world health organization??? great glasses though, a kitchy item collecttion fer sure!!!!
only been eating camp food , but did have the benefit of an old uncle's cooking with fabbo liliquoi sauce .
But I'm Canadian, So Everything's OK
--sheenavision is hilarious :)
I know that you'll never have anything happen or stay in Vegas again, Sheena. But you've found some powerful strong glasses. They only cause cancer in one special place. The glass has that look about it to change when filled to reveal naughty bits.
ARRRGGHHHH!
My eyes, my eyes!
Cheek, there's a reason the Duke wasn't in Brokeback Mountain.
Now I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight.
seems fitting, he dished out plenty of lead as a screen cowboy
I wonder what would happen if you filled it with Coke and let it sit for a year...
The funniest warning label I ever saw was in braille. On the airside of the ramp at DFW. For all of those blind ramp rats, mechanics and pilots....
Whitenoise, WTF is up at Dulles today? Sat at Pearson from 6am to 10am before I gave up and 'off loaded' because clearly was going to miss half the day, and didn't want to get stuck there overnight without any basic shit.
Another guy flying from YOW got redirected to Baltimore and last I heard from him was on a bus to IAD.
and i believe john wayne got cancer from being downwind of a nuclear test in the new mexico desert or somesuch, too. so you're safe from cancer as well. or, at least, *i* am.
Pertaining to my comment in the last post, the nurse in I Walked With A Zombie is also Canadian!
John Wayne got cancer from a nuclear test???
Wow.
Of course, you all realize that James Stewart was a war hero who refused to allow the studio to publicize his WWII record, and John Wayne never wore a uniform off set.
Of course, neither have I, so I'm not pointing fingers. I'm just saying his real name was Marion, that's all.
HEY Cowgirl!
I dunno. Wasn't paying attention to the weather in that area today. While the event is occurring you can check delays
sometimes i make stuff up and post it on the internet, though - so don't say you weren't warned, jason bo green.
Sheena,
again: the Last King of Scotland was amazing.
now, where's the John Wayne airport?
I've been to the Will Rogers World Airport, but not John Wayne.
John Wayne Airport BE 'Da O.C.
Orange County. Santa Ana. Costa Mesa. Huntington Beach. and so on and so forth etc etc etc
Glad you liked Steve 'n Idi. Carole Burnette CRACKED ME UP as a kid.
Mmmm lead, my second most favourite heavy metal poisoning.
Some times I really get a craving for sour cream 'n onion paint chips, saskboy.
They still make those?
I prefer licking vintage venetians.
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