Saturday, December 02, 2006

Sheena's Travel Tips - #6


Don't be suckered into British Airways new speciality service to Eastern Europe newly rebranded as Platonium-210 Class. The fact that they are code-sharing with Finnair should not distract you from more economical options.

Never be afraid to question whether cost-saving measures are perhaps at play. If you hear the words, ""In the event of an electrical failure, the passengers will automatically emit an eerie green glow, lighting a path to the emergency exit...", ask to be re-routed.

11 Comments:

At 11:34 AM, Anonymous scout said...

oh great...nice way to fly!!!!

no can find pic of john rae......tried and tried.

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger bruce_the_vii said...

Sheena mention this airport terminal x-ray process before but I didn't believe they'd use it before.

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Yep. Heathrow Terminal 4 tested it in 2004. Still never had a clear answer as to what dosage levels are safe for those who are frequent flyers.

I had to do four distinct "poses". Let's just say, I now know my good side inside out.

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger Crazylegs said...

Oh, I think the Grits have enough large penises, thanks.

Or is that 'penii'?

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

Scout, I was astounded to see John Rae on the convention floor yesterday: he's bald! I thought brothers ended up with the exact same hairlines, passed on by mom?

Whoa, that's a real picture? I'd no idea anyone was X-raying passengers. Freaky - I don't think I like it.

PS I LOVE that bbq chicken joint, Alex Dos Whatever.

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous jacobin said...

Big brother is a peeping tom.

so much for liberty.

Big brother isn't only spying on us he'll be talking back to us in real time.

camera talks back : psst!, pick up your gum that you just spit on the road or we'll fine you.

 
At 8:38 PM, Anonymous sooey said...

scout? just take a photo of bob rae and suck all the fat out of it.

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Look at the eyes.
Exhibit A

Exhibit B

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Oh, and Crazylegs, I deleted the penis growth spam bot post. Just so no one thinks you're weird or sex obsessed for no particular reason.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger Kierkegaard said...

So what's that a picture of? A brazillian detector?

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous spy said...

That picture is too flattering. When I worked at my old company, they were trying to sell a similar product to the Saudis, and the x-rays pictures were very detailed. You could see EVERYTHING... 100%... It was really gross.

 

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