Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Sheena's Wine Tips for New Parents

Sigh.




TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”



I dunno. Maybe with a malolactating Chardonnay?

8 Comments:

At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

for the pairing you may have to leave the wine family and move into spirits ... a creme-based liquer, perhaps?

and alas: "there's no truth to the tale that he commissioned an adult-size pacifier for Holmes to bite down on during the delivery."

that was an urban legend, may/dec romance angle that should have lived ON!

~southern novice palate

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger The Imp ;-) said...

http://images.cafepress.com/product/24598877_240x240_F.jpg

Regards,

Imp;)

 
At 12:55 AM, Blogger Havril said...

Poor Suri. With a wacko dad like that, she of all kids will need some meds. But, nope, not allowed.

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger K-Dough said...

Speaking of wine- anyone tried Yellowtail shiraz? I think they put cocaine in it because I can't stop drinking it!

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

Gawd. That was the first comment I considered not posting. Yellowtail sucks ass.

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger K-Dough said...

...and what if I like the taste of ass then?

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

Then you really need to do a New Mexico wine tour.

 
At 10:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Tom eats the Placenta it will be the first eating of any by-product from inside a woman's thighs he has ever done in his life.

Keep up the good blogging Sheens.

Best,

Reg Info

 

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