Sheena's Wine Tips for New Parents
Sigh.
TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.
The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.
“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”
I dunno. Maybe with a malolactating Chardonnay?
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for the pairing you may have to leave the wine family and move into spirits ... a creme-based liquer, perhaps?
and alas: "there's no truth to the tale that he commissioned an adult-size pacifier for Holmes to bite down on during the delivery."
that was an urban legend, may/dec romance angle that should have lived ON!
~southern novice palate
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Poor Suri. With a wacko dad like that, she of all kids will need some meds. But, nope, not allowed.
Speaking of wine- anyone tried Yellowtail shiraz? I think they put cocaine in it because I can't stop drinking it!
Gawd. That was the first comment I considered not posting. Yellowtail sucks ass.
...and what if I like the taste of ass then?
Then you really need to do a New Mexico wine tour.
If Tom eats the Placenta it will be the first eating of any by-product from inside a woman's thighs he has ever done in his life.
Keep up the good blogging Sheens.
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