Monday, April 10, 2006

Escalating Baker Violence Claims 8

Describing this weekend's horrific events as an
"internal cleansing" Ontario investigators embarked on a full dredging for fibre in an attempt to cobble together clues in what many believe is an rising level of violence between sworn enema gangs, the Burritos and Gorditos.

When pressed, the local police chef would only confirm that never would they attempt to coddle criminals and that they intended to follow the dough.

1 Comments:

At 3:46 PM, Blogger The Imp ;-) said...

It's obvious... if we're going to really deal with the baker gang problem, we need to outlaw the ownership of ovens, and maybe spatulas.

 

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