Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I Told You So Edition: Men are Retards Redux

So charming dining companion does the obligatory pecker in the cheek and sends Sheena on her way ce soir. Immediate weirdness with Buddy in the elevator. "hey" you going up to your room by yourself"

Sheena hits "G" and pretends to lose her room key.

Back up when the coast is clear. HA. Retard boy is still up on the 15th floor waiting. He body slams her into the wall as she says "no thanks" and later "fuck off" as he laughs and walks down the hallway... Asking if she want company tonight. Glad her key works and that her FAC has expired....

21 Comments:

At 7:06 AM, Blogger whitenoise said...

Okay, I give up ... Funds At Completion?

 
At 7:48 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

Whitenoise you have to put up with the hotel shit all the time. What is it that makes people crazed with lust and bad manners? This has happened to me a couple of times before - last night was probably at par with an Atlanta airport hotel stay when a guy literally put his arm in front of the elevator door not wanting to let me off at my floor.

In the cold light of day I realize I should have called down to security.

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let this be a lesson to ALWAYS wear your ass kickin' boots in hotels.
Hey - do what you did in Ottawa when that crazy bastard was harassing you - yell at him to F*CK OFF!

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger K-Dough said...

I woulda street fought him you know had I been around - or able to stand.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger whitenoise said...

ummm....alcohol? Lack of a spouse or anyone else to supervise?

Female to male, it seldom goes beyond the hint stage, although I once had a (married) flight attendant knock on my door at 03:00 in BOS.

I sympathize with your dynamics, though, as I've never had to fear for my own personal saftey.

Yeah, in a case like that- you should call security.

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Oh yeah... just remembered why this bugged me so much...

 
At 6:51 PM, Blogger Antonia Z said...

I would have have run down the hall screaming bloody murder after him, and pulled a fire alarm too. That fuck should not be allowed to assault -- ASSAULT -- anybody like that. The only reason I think you weren't a victim is that, relatively speaking, you're an Amazon (I mean that in the nicest possible way). Imagine if you were 5'2'' and 110 pounds.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Leatherhands said...

Fuck, that makes me sick. What an unbelievable asshole. Carry mace. The kind that causes permanent sterility.

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous spy said...

Did you know this guy? (Charming dining companion != "Buddy", right?) Boy, you seem to have animal magnetism! Men sure are weird. fcs

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

No...no no...
This happened AFTER the charming dinner when I went back to the hotel.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

And yes, I do, spy.

 
At 8:35 PM, Anonymous polaris said...

Yes , I'm guessing Leo , or Aries.

Though perhaps Taurus , or Capricorn .

 
At 9:40 PM, Anonymous spy said...

hahahah polaris, whose astrological sign are you guessing, Sheena's or the perv's?

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Sheena said...

Sheena and the Pervs.
If I ever start a rock band, i think that will be the name.

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous sooey said...

He's fucked up. Normal men don't do that - get the word out on him.

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger Antonia Z said...

I'm with Sooey.

This is nothing to joke about.

It was ASSAULT.

I won't say ''sexual assault'' because you wrote nothing to suggest that he violated you in this way. But really, allowing a guy like this to get away with it is just plain disappointing.

Too many women do that, for fear of ... what exactly?

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

Picking battles, I suppose.
Call security and be up until 2am and not get my beauty sleep for a thing in front of a bunch of movers and shakers the next day? That fucker not cutting into my forward thinking plans. No way baby.

 
At 5:10 PM, Anonymous spy said...

you know what I would do? Self defence, karate style....

 
At 10:36 PM, Blogger pumpernickel said...

WTF!!! This guy deserves humiliation and public scorn and ridicule. I am glad you were not hurt.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Svend said...

Okay, I've decided to drop the body slam from my repository of seductive moves.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

You're a goddamn saint, you crazy Viking.

 

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